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Missouri is supposed to get hit hard with the cicadas this year. That will be annoying for about 2 weeks.
 
Don't mind the wewe bugs ? Hate their guts and livers. When they splat on your windshield. Was burning/raking leaves today. Noticed hundreds of 3/8 dia. holes in the ground. Wonder if they are going to be the black/orange version or the green/yellow.
Back in the early 70's had a hatch of em that was UNREAL. Black/orange version. And the ground crunched when you walked.
 
The problem with these things is that snakes love them, especially juvenile copper heads. They will get up in low hanging branches to hunt them.
 
Black/orange it is. Fishing will be useless for awhile. I don't mind them. but that one hatch in the 70's was BAD. They were in EVERYTHING. I don't recall if they were that bad in the city ? But in the country place ? It was almost unreal.
I wonder how many candyasses are going to FREAK OUT !!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! ugly bugs by the thousands !!!!
 
I hate summer. I hate grass. I hate lawnmowers. I hate cutting grass. I hate hot weather.
 
I want to pour concrete and spray paint it green. I think grass and lawn mowers are a communist plot.
 
Then you'd just have to paint it. fix cracks, trim around edges. kill vermin that got under it. Keep people from parking on it.
 
I can't get Linda to even hand me wrenches while I am wallering around on the ground with my hand up the lawnmowers ass and cussing these foreign made sob's. I'm lucky she doesn't crank the thing and drag me across the yard by my arm. I got one of the communistic, metric bolt, jankey mismatched holed bastards back together. Now I had to order a belt for the other one. Getting this 47 ft double looped 24 idler set up sob on is gonna be a hoot. We had to call a place in Augusta Georgia to order a belt and even they said " well, we need exact measurements. There are about 4 different sizes that are interchangeable and we have to know what the length is folded, what the length in stretched out straight , the width, the thickness, your mothers maiden name, what town you were born in, if you have any siblings, your blood type and the last time you farted if it smelled like Rosemary. WHAT ???? I don't even know what Rosemary smells like. The only Rosemary I know is weird as hell and she smells like cat piss. They are going to mail the belt USPS so I doubt if it will ever get here anyway.
 
Well, there ya have it and there ya are. They took the knives away from the Boy Scouts so they all turned into little girls. My question is who is gonna keep tabs on these 13,14, 15 year olds when they all go camping together. 15 year old boys and 15 year old girls can get a " let's see how this works" badge and then some of them can get a special "my belly is swollen" merit badge. Some of the more industrious ones will get a "group grope" award. I don't think not letting them have a knife is gonna be the main cause of concern.
 
Did the Girl Scouts change their name to Kinda Girly Scouts ??? This is all gonna end badly.....
 
Here it comes. Gettin a full blown turd floater with hail. Power went out in middle of post.
Round 2 is here.
 
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Who in their right mind...........fast forward to 1:30......or watch it all.......
 
Didn't even have to look at it. Another brain-dead dildo that should be run out of the firearms community....IF he survived.
You noticed he did it to himself ? That's cause he couldn't find anyone that wanted to go to jail for a minimum of manslaughter. He isn't the first fool to do this.
You seen the vids where the the fools are pointing a double action semi auto at their junk and creeping the trigger to see how close they can get to a discarge ?
A couple have managed to give themselves a handgun vasectomy. A semi Darwin award.....
YouTube is getting unbearable to watch with the amount of brain-dead dumbshits doing this kinda of idiocy for YouTube views ? But there are a few calling out these friggin morons.
Even though he is testing his own product ? I wouldn't buy from this unreal dumbshit.
 
This guy has got to be off his nut. Even if the stuff works like he says ( and I guess it does seeing as how he shoots himself) the same example could be done on a mannequin. If I am going to get body armor i want the stuff John Wick and his friends have,
 
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